ALPHA BIDET iX Hybrid Bidet Toilet Seat in Elongated White | Endless Warm Water | Stainless Steel Nozzle | 4 Wash Functions | LED Nightlight | Warm Air Dryer | Wireless Remote | Oscillation and Pulse

Have you ever thought about how heinie is actually spelled. Had to get Websters out for that one. Really didn’t want to write the bu… word as it just stinks……But your HEINIE wont if you get this!!! Yeah buddy!! If you haven’t ever tried a bidet (how do you pronounce it again?) then you don’t know what you’re missing.Holy volcanology, this thing is amazing. It has different tempered water you can adjust. The seat is heated. IT cleans itself for goodness sake. The “squirter” adjust back to front…but maybe thats TMI.It also has a blue light in the bowl. Kind of weird looking at first but then your mind equates this light blue glow with sanitation.This is a serious product and it is excellent, well worth the money, and I would easily make this purchase again if needed. It was simple to install and continues to work as expected today.

This product is wonderful. I bought two of these along with two new toilets. I love the heated seats! Everything works great. I will say that the drying function isn’t terribly effective, but it’s a minor inconvenience. I didn’t have to run a separate power line, just had new outlets put in off the same bathroom circuit. However, when first sitting on the seat the current draw makes the light fixture oscillate for a few seconds as the water is heated. Small price to pay.

After living elsewhere with a bidet, life seemed uncivilized when going back to smearing my excrement around on my skin with pieces of paper. I went looking for an inexpensive and low energy bidet that you can install just about anywhere that you can get power to. This is a good one.This bidet has a key feature I’ve been looking for — it has the basic controls (wash rear, wash front, stop) directly on the body of the bidet behind the seat. (It also comes with a wireless remote-control for fancier settings, but once I got them set, I toss the remote in a corner and don’t bother with it.) My earlier bidets had a whole arm attached to the left or right side, containing the controls, but that takes up space and doesn’t work in a tight bathroom.The three switches beside the seat are poorly labeled and poorly laid out, but they are there, which is the key. By dropping your hand down beside the seat you can feel the controls, but you can’t see the labels because the labels face rightward rather than upward. I used a labelmaker to add a simple label on top. They are poorly laid out because you’d expect that to wash your rear, you’d hit the button closest to the rear; to wash your front, you’d use the button closest to the front, and the button in the middle would stop things. But it isn’t laid out that way; the stop button is in front, the wash-rear button is in the middle, and the wash-front button is in the rear. Somebody wasn’t thinking too hard. Indeed, the instruction sheets pretty much ignore these buttons on the body of the bidet, as if they were an afterthought, spending all their time on the fifteen switches on the remote control.I measured the power consumption of this bidet and when it’s in energy-saver mode, it’s super low power, less than a watt on standby, even with the LED nightlight on full time. When you press a button to squirt, it can draw up to about 6 amps (900 watts) in instantly heating the water, but that only happens for a few seconds as you use it, and then you’re done and it’s back to <1 watt. Many heated bidets keep a large reservoir of water permanently hot, burning power all day and night -- this one doesn't.It makes a few odd noises when it's running, but I can handle that.

I have used the standard toilet seat for 38 years. Some plastic, some wood, some porcelain… then I discover this. I laughed when my friend shouted “the remote is on the wall” as I dashed to his bathroom after a night of drinking and tacos. I enter his lavatory to see what I viewed at the time as a confounded contraption sitting atop his toilet. However, there was no turning back. As I sat down, the flow immediately started. Just as you would expect beer and tacos to effect a man. As I recover from the first wave, I remember his remote comment. I find it. Now let me regress to say that it was January. It was cold. The seat was cold. What do I see on the remote? A “seat temp” button. I press it and immediately feel warmth spreading evenly across my gluteus maximus.I then realize that Yucateca hot sauce on the already spicy tacos was creating its own heat right around my poor little dirt star. I see “water temp” and “rear” buttons. I press them. My singed and sweltering poop chute was immediately cooled by a stream of perfectly temperate water. I’m impressed to say the least.As I’m feeling more relieved, I realize that in my haste to avoid a quite unfortunate and embarrassing incident that would’ve surely ruined not only my night, but also my pants, I forgot to turn on the light. However, I see a blue glow coming from inside the toilet. I think “my god, it’s radioactive… this is how it ends”. I soon realize that this previously judged toilet seat emote a cool blue glow from within.I’m feeling quite relieved and ready for round 2. I reach for the toilet paper. Damn. None.I then see “dry” on the remote. I press it. My soaked bum is not being caressed by warm air and is steadily drying off.Now, I wasn’t fully sold, so I did a strange pants-down waddle to the sink and got a tissue just to make sure. I sit back down and find that this toilet seat has cleaned me thoroughly. I was cleaner than a politicians forged documents.I arise to realize that I am poor. Destitute. Poverty stricken. To have lived so long without this miracle of a product is shameful. I vowed that I would purchase one.Today, I did. I installed it (super easy. A slow monkey could do it), and immediately headed to the Thai restaurant for some paad thai with extra chili oil to really give this bad boy a run for its money. I let nature take its course and in just a few hours, the rumbling starts. I hurry to my throne and press the seat heater before I take my seat.I absolutely abused my toilet. This thing was like a hot spring at a sewage plant, but was no match for this toilet seat.I no longer poop like a poor. I am clean. I am satisfied. This is the best $250 I’ve ever spent.Buy this and thank me later.

This bidet is a very good purchase. It fits perfectly. Because the position of my intake valve and the size of my old toilet, I did have to buy a new toilet (much to the wife’s delight) but it was not the fault of the bidet. Measure your space and make sure there is ample room to add the connector valve before ordering. Her bathroom is now totally remodeled and she loves the warm seat and warm water.